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My Christmas has ended with a man’s retelling of his casual abuse towards animals

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seiyer:

seiyer:

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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me n u both buddy

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pesoglav:

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A young boy in a Kuker costume, these costumes are part of a tradition that some historians link to Thracian times. Their “scary” visage and bells are used to scare away evil spirits.

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desimonewayland:

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Clement Massier

Beetle lustre vase, circa 1900
Ceramic, lustre glazed vase

Bonham’s

🧩

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its-blorbin-time:

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au where will is a graphic designer and Hannibal tracks his encephalitis based on how out of alignment and asymmetrical his work becomes

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storieldraw:

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^w^

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fruitblush:

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“There were only fifteen thousand polar bears in the world, and five billion of me. To let one of them devour my all-too-common flesh would, if only slightly, help adjust the grievous imbalance.” - Lawrence Millman

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greenmp3:

the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:

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will graham:

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fruitblush:

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The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out

“The Tiger” by Nael, Age 6

Prints

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sloppjockey:

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feeding. gouache watercolor painting on paper 2023

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Anonymous asked:

Howdy pal, it seems you’re under the impression that you’re better than me

pukicho:

pukicho:

said the slug to the Sun

I felt like shadow the hedgehog writing this out

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sexygaywizard:

A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."ALT
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?"  OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]"  u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"ALT
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report:  Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."ALT
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya."  Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"ALT

Things are happening on reddit

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maruti-bitamin:

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gyo gyo!

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amygdalae:

grinding and cramming for finals when I’d rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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